With the markets closed today, it's a good time as ever to go over some of the quotes and 'words of wisdom' (did I say that?) from our Joe maestro.
"This is Black Friday..but it isn’t"
"Silence" will be Mighty Mo gratimafying to me than watching AAPL break belowst $100 dollahs sumtime in 2011.… .but I also woan mind the accolades whenst (not if) "that other game participant" goes silent and I benefit greatly from it none neither.
Now that many o'the local yokels are becoming Mighty Mo bullish I have no choice but to change color agin cuz I AM the markets...I am "the chameleon" *-) 3J
Looka GS coming in ...jist like I sed it twood. Mommy, can I have a pat on the back....pleez? REEEEEEEE-CO-LAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! .....ooops! ...sorry sheeple....sometimes even I git overwhelmed by my own greatness.
Yingin my own yang: o
WOOHOOOOOO! Tai-ming is EVERYTHING! Fugg "Simage" *-) Gonna take the BIG chachingo on the resto me RDN today .! Go ahead and axe me how I knew! Oh yeeeeah baaaay beeeeeee! WOOHOOOOOOO! ...excuse me kiddies....got a tad carried away :o 3J
Remember, sheeple....it is up to me to save America...I doan even have time for you "ave Joe's" in reality. Just be happy that I even take the time. *-) 3J
***** famous words from the Joe Maestro ******
When not if………
Centavos
Werkin my majic
wreckin
Thurs a GOOG chance
grossly overvalued pigs
No problemo
Spewage
I AM the markets
Funny money
gar-own-tee
total destructo
taht othr game participant
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even more quotes............
"Eeeeasy thur, Lonely One, Yer gonna git yerass painfully eliminated from this fine establishment fo calling fokes names.
And I only made it haff way thru 5th grade but I STILL became the best trader the werld has ever known! MUUUUUWAAAAH MUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAHAHAHAHA..cough cough...excuuuuse me kiddies. :o 3J
Sheeeyit...I'm sho that by now even you are beginning to realize that I am in fackt >>> "back from the future" ...Can you come up with any udder essplanation of why the markets always seem to do eggZack'sly what I tell em to do? :o Soooo, making purrdickshuns is eeeeezeeee whenst you have a "time machine"
But what can I say without risking the possibilty of losing my humble n lovable demeanor that everyone at this fine establishment has grown so fond of?
Ahhhh, doan git yer panties all in a bunch. Ifn you look at ( ) results...he has been predominantly long and his numbas are even werser than yers and "almost" as bad as mine!
I follow hunnerts of stocks and can give you a precise long term target on each of em. I simply take the current price and divide it by my long term price target to generate the 3J "pig fackter" for every stock I follow. That determines how grossly overpigged itis.
A beep is a beep. And as I already sed...it really isn't even a beep atall. It's more like a BEHHHHH...like the buzzer at the end of a basketball game. DPTR might actually BEEP tho...it is just a "little guy"
“Ifn I wuz gonna lend $5K to ANY farm aminal it certainly wouldn be a goat...not after what I seen in them thur Aflac commercials .
And Paulson wuz wrong fer a GOOG 2 years befo he suddenly became "the greatest trader that ever lived"
Spekkin o'the sheeple who were hit with a sooprise by Mr Market. Howzabout all the clowns n idiots who chased the soler playz like SOLF, LDK, SOL, etc. etc? Warning to ya, sheeple >>> Thaaas what ya git!
Wants to go higher? Ta me it "looks like" it wants its mommy :-) We had joy we had fun ...till we played under da sun...now the joy has all gone...cuz xxxx turned out to be wrong.
“Ooooooh noooo, I shakes me head each moanin whenst I git up...and evry nite bafo I goes ta bed...jist ta make sho I gots at least 2 marbles left. Ifn I hears dem pingin into each udder then I "know" >>> I'm GOOG ta go” Apr 22
My machine is jealous about the fackt that "that other game participant" has an accrucy rating close to 100%....that one DNDN spew ruint it fer him
Duzn't Alcamaholics Amonimuss (AA) repote afta da bell?
Fun is not what I'ze lookin fer...give me "majical" :-) The majical day will be a Fri so Les hope the compooters doan let thangs git to fer outta hand. I'ze gettin tyyyyyrd ov waitin
Taint no bout a doubt the fackt that I will be able to purrfecktly time the destruction ov the goldbugs along with the market in genrul. “
Whataya "expect" ? "That other game participant" told me to git me hed outta my arse about gold and that caused DZZ to rally from 8.44 to 9.36.
BTW, whenst I go back to the top o'this blog and read the amaaaazing accrucy I acheived at this bored I notice the one glaring terrible call that was made
Amaaaazing how Mr Market "seems to do" eggZack'sly what I tell it to do...no?
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“I wuz wrrroooon...wrrrrroooo...WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I CAN'T say it! My Ty Ming wuz off on this heeeya PWER trade but the GOOG news is that the loss incurred isn too grand.
“Ooooooh noooo, I shakes me head each moanin whenst I git up...and evry nite bafo I goes ta bed...jist ta make sho I gots at least 2 marbles left. Ifn I hears dem pingin into each udder then I "know" >>> I'm GOOG ta go” Apr 22
Fun is not what I'ze lookin fer...give me "majical" :-) The majical day will be a Fri so Les hope the compooters doan let thangs git to fer outta hand. I'ze gettin tyyyyyrd ov waitin
Taint no bout a doubt the fackt that I will be able to purrfecktly time the destruction ov the goldbugs along with the market in genrul. “
Whataya "expect" ? "That other game participant" told me to git me hed outta my arse about gold and that caused DZZ to rally from 8.44 to 9.36.
Ehhhh, ......I wuz gonna cheat but 2 fackters came into play that made me change my mind. Foist....I have so many BIG losers I couldn decide which one to cheat wit........and 2) I'm actually trying to get my PeePee size down!
Hey I appur-she-ate that thur, ifn yer sexy, rich, and willing to pay any price to git me well....I'm definutly intrusted. *-) Right now I got these 2 wacko broads RoZ n MAGgie knockin at me door 5 times a day.
Damn I'm GOOG! *-) Ooops! ...I take that back...doan wanna jinx meself. Ahhh, fuggit! I'm the best that's EVER bin! *-) 3J
Go baaaaay beeeeeeeee! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOHOOOOOO! ...Ooops! sorry...got a tad carried away with my greatness again.
I will make my puppet Panic say sumphin really kewel, just cuz I in fackt control greed...fear..and yes, even Panic! :o 3J
Just chiming in right cheeya wit a simple request. I am o-fish-ally makin SIRI the next company to go the way of Blakbasterd Video...Butt! ...I need sumbody to put in a bid above 1.20.
Hey, thanks fo the kind werds. I see you are strugglin even more than ya wuz whenst ya foist decided to attack me a looooong time ago. You did have that one great ETF trade wherst ya closed it out after the reverse split tho. That certainly helped out. I'm glad you used the advice I gave on how to game Mr Sim
Remember, thur is only safety amongst the dawgs...not out thur amongst the wolves, bears, bulls, and sheeple. (Copyright: The Chameleon) So keep trackin my Dublers. *-) 3J “
"I learnt to spell by reading Webster's dictionary from front to back. The problum is that the dictionary was put out by the Webster from the TV show whenst he wuz just 4 years old! :o 3J"
ok, one more for the road
"It's impotent that you sssscheck what I gots to say "before" you endeavor into ANY stock. "Luckily" fer yuns sheeple this service I provide is free. *-) 3J"

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April 22, 2011
Edited: April 22, 2011
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