JoeJustJoe's Blog : Will BAC n Sheeeyitty Group (C) survive Jan? ...gulp! :o

Jees the udder fella i watch ova in stinkerswim was woohooin PCX , an guess what he was sellin putskis on it 2 daze ago
amazin i tell ya

Is that thur a purrfeckt setup on the SPX er whut? >>> Beep n rally, initial selloff to a red mark....ann then a seckond rally to sucka the suckiest ov suckas, compliments ov Manny :-) 3J

i guess the jobs report tomorrow is bad huh ;-)

Uhhhm, since whenst did jobs even matter? :-) You bin reading what Steve, Kevin "we doan need no ssstinkin" Mattress, and the restov the Zaxby anal-yst clowns bin spewin er sumphin? :-) Issss aaaall about you Yer a Peeeyins. We doan need no ssstinkin Jobs. Steve Jobs is ded...haz that stopped crAAPL? Thank....you! :-) 3J

Since I now "know" XOMA trades lower it twuz a GOOG time to take that trade off with enuff chachingo fer a late lunch. Twuz halted fer a few. I figgerd it twas gonna git spalunked. I "gladly" took 1.29 insted. I'll be baaaahck! *-) 3J

TVIX now .02 centavos away...ooooh yeeeah baaaaybeeeee! :-) 3J

isss alll about us, just wait till we get out sheet straightened out , in about 30 yrs ;-)
VXX also

Yazzum, VXX swill git dunn basides. I'ze jist waitin on the SPX...ann XIV "should" trade thru 7.19 basides *-) 3J

You da man 3J! I like the "Batman" you dun made on the SPX 10day.

Show thatn to the chitlins thur, Burtski...kidz luuuuuv Superheroes. Trust me...I "know" *-) Thur's actually a smaller batman on the 5 day basides :-) 3J

ESRX doneski

Fugg ESRX...did you see BlindMo's new blog spew about the finanshills? :o The MoBros "obviously" aren't happy with the 2 werstest calls ov 2011 >>> DNDN n NFLX. "Apparently" they woan be satismafied until they deeestroy an ENTIRE secker...like Sport dunn did wit Yer Anusium. I'm jist glad BlindMo picked finanshills ann not soler or bios :-) 3J

Me XOMA jist got ruint...ann I jist mentioned how much I luvs bios too. Figgers :-) 3J

jees you woohood yerself ;-) funancials , i must check out his spew , i hope he didn mention BAC ;-)

BC is a mess on some tickers , XOMA 2 days only

"Yeah butt" on XOMA...a trendy still shows up. :o I gots an open limit on TVIX heeeya ann methinks it gits tagged. "Hope" so cuz I woan be around tamarrah :-) 3J

i gots an open limit on AMZN 175 putskis fo .40 centavos,
hae a goog one tomorrow ;-)

Thanks...I gots nooo choice but to pay "slightly" up on TVIX it tappears but thaaas "OK" ...26.13 will werk jist fine. I'll cashew ova da weekend. Have a GOOGn *-) 3J

you got mail ;-)

2012.........Apple Closes at All-Time High!

Every year since 2007 JJJ has been belly aching that AAPL is an over-valued gross pig and each year he has been wrong. I guess the word 'spewage' stands for saying something dead ass wrong!

Uh Oh ;-)

Oh sheeyt, woohoo on AAPL from you know who. I am skeered now.

Yes, DizziMo, in yer case that bees >>> "correckt" ...spewage is anudder way ov saying whut you sed is ded azz "incorreckt" *-) Ann now that you mentioned crAAPL we all "know" what that means >>> Gulp! :o 3J

Well, Bullski, I didn git no mail from ye, but ya "mighta" bin spewin at Burtski insted. No newbies to report fo this coming week. I "should" not that EK is still showing a STCB, but the .36 centavos low is not a LTCB. *-) This coming week I will simply werk on da restov da chortin ETF's...even tho I woan be heeeya :-) 3J

No mail ? , i will send again its a bit o goog news ;-)
Kin ya drop me a quick mail from yer new email ?

AAPL showin a confirmed top into the close and neggy news released ova the weekend , and most impotantly Mo gives it da Woohoo. i "know" the majer chachingo will be in the AAPL weeklys ;-)

Wit crAAPL this heeeya close to the 52 week high I'ze plannin on takin keer ovit...so thur will be noooo doubt in yer mind :-) Noooow, ifn we kin jist git one ov the MoBros to long thur AZOle agin....but I SIRIously doubt that thur :-) 3J

From 1 of the thieves on the other site....
"AAPL- Never forget, Apple is the Tim Tebow of stocks - all it does is Win!"

Dizzi, stop woohooing AAPL, I got a lot of this sheeyt.

don't worry, my thieves have pushed AAPL up about 4 points this morning...

BAC continues breakout uptrend as the JJJ remains silent.

ehhh Dizi , isnt that what 3j said , AAPL to new highs ,
but he said it about fiddy dollas ago , not where its about to turn and shut you up again LOL too funny ;-)

got to love yer tai ming , moto router thats the name flush yer cash down the drain whoo hooo lol

flip floppin POS , mo musta panicked out of it

Sold all Feb Calls for AAPL, dizzi destroyed the run.

sure ya did Mr.BS ;-)
Buy mo GLD !

Uhhhm, DizziMo, it doan matter whut I say about BAC. What I say about BAC is gar-own-teed. *-) Today yer mention ov BAC is MUCH mo impotent than anything I could possibly spew at this junkchur. Me long term targut fer BAC "will" be acheived...that we already "know" fo sho...jist cuz I "sed so" *-) Noooow, all we needs ta figger out is whenst (not if) the spalunkage begins. We will be certain to make note ov the fackt that you spewed about it taday on this heeeya bored...jist fer "posterity" poiposes. BAC closed at 6.27 *-) Bullski, take keer ov these clowns whilst I'ze away *-) 3J

I am just keepin the place clean ;-)
well since Mr Bs crapitulated out crAAPL its obviously goin higher , jees

I always got AAPL, you moron. I just took profits on short term calls.

good on ya Mr Bs , lol

great add to point hea on crAAPL mr Bs ,

Otay, now we gotsta "wonder" ifn the compooters gots plans on takin out the "final" SPX 1347 NCT. Personally, I SIRIously doubt it. But as an "aside" ...I am glad I ainn carryin no opsjuns contracks. :-) In the meantime, I''ll ssstick wit da program ann add to me 3 "weapuns" ov choice at each new over/under. TVIX showing yet anudder STCB taday so I will try n add to it with an open limit at "what looks like" 22.65...ish. I'll hold off on DRV n ERY "add to's" fo anudder day jist ta see whut happens next as ERY left a new mark taday but DRV is still showing a confirmt. Add EK to the list ov plays that rallied off ova short tern CB (STCB) even tho it twasn't a LTCB. So fer that purrtickler setup has given up winners that have gained a minimum ov 20% (in the case ov IRE) ann a maximum ov 500% wit AMR. Les see how GAZ ann XOMA play out befo we call the indimacater >>> gar-own-teed. The ONLY thang thaaas gar-own-teed is a WOOHOO by "you know who who" leading to great pain n sufferage *-) 3J

I gots confoimed tops across the board today in da futures ! with a downside mark on /tf 741 (rut) which has been purdy reliable lately, they seem to be usin dumb bears to ramp er higher , they must be runnin out since "you know who" couldnt contain im self no mo ;-)
Ju get me mail?

I didn ssscheck me mail yet but I will do it right now.Nope, nuphin at that Email addy...but wait! Fitness is on sale! WOW! Gaiam yoga is now available?!! I've bin waitin fer that forever! ...seems like forever anyhoo. I jist wish I wuzn't "too fat fer yoga" now....but like I always sey >>> Ooooh well >>> :-( Lemme ssscheck the "non spam" Email now. Kewel, I see yer sssthinkin about giving advice to a hedge fund clown from New York. Why not jist tell him ta jump?!! I dunno...jist a suggestion. :-) You do whut ya gotsta do but do NOT let them infiltrade any software systems you have setup. You "know" how valuable "the machine" is *-) Oiyay...doan fergit my 10%...I mean, 60% :o 3J

twoulda been a fidy fidy tang of course , but thas ok ;-( i woan do nuphin wif it .
/NG just made a new 52 week low in the last 5 mins ,,, and leavin a new improved , you got GAZ ;-)

Is superZero dead.

Bought back my Feb calls, it is going to be a blow out quarter.

superzero? perhaps in Rehab...too much Hook brew from all losses taken..
by the by..RTMB knows what it's doing.. winner winner chicken dinner

Mr Bs , do you think anyone cares about your BS trades ? tomorrow you will say Oh i closed em out at the high lol

UNG ruined again ;-)

Nice! GAZ n dUNG da botha dumm ruint. That sho make it eeeasy. Keerful out thur, Mr Bs craPPED outta crAAPL with "sizable losses" after the previous "52 week high" WOOHOO shuffle only to git back in at the eggZackt wrong time...agin. Thaaas "correckt" ...I sed GAZ wuz eaaaasy...jist not as eaasy as Mr Bs ann the MoBros make this heeya stock market crapola :-) 3J

sheet Ju see da move in DNDN since "you know who" decided to short it , unbelievable , i am tellin ya forget hedgefund bozos , shitstems, charts or anything else , just sign him up ,, 20% commish on all yer calls dizi , what ju say ?? ;-)

I know....I know! Did joo notice how his AZOle STILL got the runs agin...even afta he crapped out? :o Trooly >>> amaaaaazing *-) I see Sooper Value is tryin ta become a Sooper Valu agin. Who'da thunk errrnuns would even matter wit thatn? :-) 3J

was it earnuns , cool i saw iy comin back , they all come back ;-) even the mear mention oh earnuns with a Dizi woohoo was enough to flush CVX ah ;-) didn he mention it only 3 days ago , unbelievababuble

Sheeeyit...GOOG divie on CVX. Is he making excuses yet? I see he spewed about it. Les go see. :-) 3J

Wow upfront and honest a 10% gain after buyin the top, NOT includin the divi , I was actually laufin out loud readin that BS , ah man he is too funny

SuperZero back from the dead. Did you meet Steve Jobs out there?

ya wanted a picasso on da SPX thur ya go ;-)

Yazzum, "looks like" all the majer indimacies cept da INDU bees dunn...not sho ifn I kin git it dunn ta make tamarrh >>> "the" Fri...but joo "know" I'll sho give it a try. *-) Gonna sit on that TVIX limit buy at "the numba" now that ERY has gotten too fer away ann DRV ainn gonna hit the numba...I doan sssthink so anyhoo. *-) 3J

more time spending at 'sink or swin'.? the joker must have sunk!

hey Dizi thanks for the CVX woohoo ;-) you rock
Mr Bs hows the crAAPL calls doin ? sold at high of day ????

AAPL calls losing money after Dizzi whooo, but I will wait for payday Jan 24th.

dont blame dizi numbnuts you bought them back "as you said" after the dizi woohoo , buy more double down !

Spekkin ov DizziMo I see he is now going fo the "ultimate" attempt to "out Cramer" Jim Cramer. Put up a 10 year chart ov this POS right cheeya >>> SBUX. See them thur "twin peaks" in 2006? Uh huh, that wuz Cramer on both occasions. Foist he set a targut ov $40 dollahs ann it "almost" made it thur. That wuz the left brezzmuss ov the dreaded uptitty pattern you see on the 10 year. SBUX quickly dropped 20%+ from Cramer's buy wreck...but then rallied back up to complete the upptitty pattern (aka: duble da top) as Cramer go soooo excited that he wuz "finally" even on his trade that he raised his price targut to $45 dollahs, even tho his previous price targut ov $40 dollahs wuz never tagged! LOL Well, the actual high for SBUX befo crash n bern? Right cheeeya >>> 40.01 :o Noooow, since SBUX has "finally" traded thru Cramer's old $45 dollah price targut we see DizziMo likes it enuff to put it up as a new buy! Uhhhhm, we "know" what that means. Les see how long DizziMo holds into the majer spalunkage that is "obviously" now about to unfold...shall we? :-) 3J

nice tai ming yer back fer the spalunkage ?, AZOle is my majer area of werk next week , an sum SPY putskis ;-)
my MO buddy is long CMG to 360 so that should be a goog un this week

Not quite back next week, the outfit my buddy wuz werkin fo luved us so much they piled anudder week ov werk on at an orafer he (ann I) couldn refuse. In fackt, I "might" be bizy fo a mumph or 2 mo after that thur cuz they wanted us to bid on a GIGUNDO project....a 50000 sq foot facility they's plannin on building. That "might" take awhilst but me buddy "knows" that once SPX trades belowst 1074.77 I will be getting back to my reglarly ssscheduled programming. Udderwise, my positions fer 2012 are now complete cept fo a few "add to's" :-) I see that one ov the MoBros is also chort ZAGG. Les see ifn he has the same result wit thatn as he did wit DNDN. ZAGG certainly has my permission ta zigg ann wit a MoBro chort I wouldn doubt it. :-) I gave you a "nice" over/under on AMZN as I'm sho you sawed. You kin thank me latta oooooooon. *-) 3J

iza trackin AMZN ;-) i check me numbas an yup same , still gots the lower low also, some o da sheeple i track are lookin at in inverse head an shouldas with a target of 225 , thisn should be goog ;-) dat buddy must be payin ya serious chachingo , best of luck wif it , an make sho ya doan get hooked on no PCP ;-)

Well, tis Mighty Mo a flaver than SIRIous chachingo but round 2 got alot butter cuz part ov the deal is that we git to tear down a 3 inch conduit packed fool ov copper wire and we git ta keep it. The dang run is appx 650 feet so I'm guesstimating that thur's over $3000 dollahs in copper wire thur....based on "current" prices fer copper that is. Thaaas whyst we's tryin ta hurry on thisn...befo I bring the price ov copper waaaaay down :-) What to heyell is up wit ENER?!! Ssshneikies! :o I "might" gotsta start taking positions in every single one ov these dawgs I keep mentioning every weekend. Sheeeyit, even ESLRQ tripled last week :o Ov course isss a "Q" stock so it ainn sooprisin :-) 3J

Duble sssshneikies! BMY is actually offerin ta buyout INHX fer $26 dollahs?!!! ....they "coulda" had the dang thang fer .19 centavos ifn they jist waited! :o Oooooh myyyyyyy, I never even tracked BMY but now it's "obvious" that even it will be facing bankruptcy fo doin dumass sheeeyit like this. Every single company in America "needs to" hire me as a consultant befo they go doin stoopid sheeyit like BMY did heeeya ann as a result puddin themselves in a position ta go defunct :-) 3J

ummm how you trackin copper , i bees usin /hg , copper futures , showin a confirmed he along with /gc GLD , i wus hopin to get gold anudder 20 dollas higher, an then "look afta" FCX ;-)from a funnymental point of view ;-)

I use JJC which be sayin it ainna quite done yet.....

Either of you fine gents followin thisn>>>>EBIX?

Feb 21 putski's goin fer .45 centavos (anna prooly a little cheaper by the end of the week)...she's got a mark @ 5ish but I am not sure ifn she's confirmt er not. Thanks.

Howdy gents, I wouldn personally play copper either way cuz I "know" thur bees NCT's up yonder...ann "obviously" it ainn gonna be cheep enuff until it gits cut in haff at least 2 times I'm wreckin. My personal o-pin-yun is that the highs woan go bye bye befo mr market terns suimacidal. And all commodititties will crash n bern tagither. But I am startin ta ssssthink the compooters will take out the "last remaining" at SPX 1347 foist :-) That sed, me TVIX limit at 22.65 got tagged yestermaday so I added thur. Now I see a new mark. I'll try fer ERY taday. *-) I doan follow EBIX thur, Burtski, congrats....ya found 1 I doesn't track. BTW, GMXR is now showing a CB with the lowest over/under at 1.15. Wait fo da beep >>> "buy the pullback" :-) 3J

Bullski, the numba fer FCX is 48.60+ *-) 3J

mucho preciated thur boss ;-) the numba fer (/gc) GLD*10 1682.10 , i wish they would just get oil dunksi , thur was a fat finga high in the futures tonight "looked" like clearing stops in the SPX RUT and NQ all at the same time , ifn i didn know betta i would say it was the puters ;-)

THings are looking up. Market hightest since July, economy getting better, the site cleaning up the spam blogs and the Joker troll...well looks like he's on the way out. My my!

Hey BearMo, made some nice chichingo since you switched to BearMo but my investments seem to be topping out. Could you switch back to BullMo now? Jus give us a heads up when ya do!

that looked like a bullish woohoo , i stink he is just logged in under the wrong name , you know what that means ;-)

GOOG coulda went to 750 ifn dizi hadnt o woohood today , when dizi woohoos run fer the hills ;-)

Picked up an "add to" on me DRV taday ann 1 week ago I didn even sssthink that thur wuz possibull. These heeeya showin CB's as ov tadaze close >>> VXX, TVIX, EDZ, DRV, SRS, RWM, TZA, DXD, SOXS, BGZ, SDS, SPXU, MZZ, SH, QID, SMN. New marks on VIX n VXN tho. Intrusting....veeery intrustin :-) MAGgie stopped stealin wallets ann went straight fo da banks! :o Todaze "stoopid" ticker >>> DPTRQ :o Ov course it IS a "Q" stock :-) 3J

Interesting... when the big bad troll goes away , all the other little troll clowns go hide as well. Nice, no daytime in-session swepage from trolls!

Dizi callin udders clowns , thas the best one i have heard yet ;-)

anywho , thas a nice trendy on the crAAPL ;-) goooooooooo crAAPL lol

crAAPL only a STCT...the 1 year sez the high goes bye bye. I found a GOOG'n fer this week >>> EKDKQ :o Uh huh...anudder "Q" play. Did ja see ESLRQ last week? :o Plus DizziMo wuz dissin Kodak so ya "know" isss "gotta" be GOOG :-) I'll be tied up mosta da dey but I'll be around taday. I'll open a new bored. *-) 3J

BAC and C....another failed posting by the one and only Joker (JJJ).