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Gonna wait fo da beep on EKDKQ...shudn take long :-) 3J

Added ERY at the 10.05 over/under *-) 3J

why is MCD selling Off hard before earnings. Anything up.

Anything up? dUNG is up. Jist traded to 5.41...taking out this moanin's high by .01. Watch me flush it *-) Doan werry bout McDoog's....ya got the divvie...WTF else ya want?!! :o 3J

keep gettin connection failure tryin to log in
got GLD ;-)

DZZ still needs to trade belowst 4.51 minimum so I ainn doin nuphin mit da gold seckter in heeeya....ann my preference wud be DUST anyhoo. It needs to trade belowst 29.2664...but me doubts that thur happuns unless the compooters take the SPX thru 1347...also doubtful. The GOOG news is that I "should be" able to take keer ov the last remaining XOI high at 1283.59 either taday er tamarrah. That means ERY will be ready to triple in 2012. DUGgie still needs the new 23.50 low. I will also be adding to TVIX n DRV at each n evry over/under. Noooow, it'd be nice ifn EKDKQ fails to breach .36 centavos befo the "beep n sell" cuz I wanna git thatn as low as possibull. "Luckily" it now switched from needing to rally to "needs to sell off" in order ta beep :-) 3J

Oh kewel, I see the XOI high wuz already breached ann we also gots a CT on err. Now all I gotsta do is take keer ov ERY n DUGgie so the XOI is "obviously" gonna rally along wit the rest ov the indimacies. You tke keer ov crAAPL fo me, Bullski. Uh huh, I gots Azzamon *-) 3J

the /gc (GLD) gots to where they needs to be by all of 1 dolla ,
IBM got goog earnuns , who knew ;-) crAAPL is a mess flip flops nc highs an lows , musta been one o them GS college kids spilt his coffee !

I jist put IBM back up on me list taday *-) I'd "prefer" ta take keer ov the "final" crAAPL high according to the 1 year. Ov course we gots a sitcheeyayshun thaaas eggZack'sly opposite ov whut we saw whenst lows are put in that are CB's on the short term but not LT. So fer, that indimacater has generated a minimum ov 20% gains with the only ticker that failed to comply being GAZ. So 90% ov the time whenst we see a STCB according to the lowest trendy...we can "expect" at least a 20% rally 90% ov the time....ann the biggest gainer wuz 500%!!! ...even ifn it is not a LTCB. I like them thur odds. I will play every single ticker that shows the same setup from this dey forwerd. *-) The question is....does the same thang apply to tops? Will crAAPL crash n bern befo that thur LTNCT goes bye bye? Stay tunt, sports fans *-) 3J

well UNG lnger term charts , i have seen this move befo ;-)
it did almost 100% of the last one ,, SHLD doncha just love parabolic up moves ;-)

Uhhhm, plug the ticker SHLD into the search window ann see who's chort that ticker. Go ahed ann do that thur ann you will "know" the reazun fer the parabolic move in SHLD :-) 3J

TVIX setup fo a CB so I added anudder fitty at 19.10. *-) 3J

leme guess Dizi ?

How'd joo "know" ??!!! LOL You shud go see his open picks. We gots a RAGING BULLMARKET ova heeeya and even his picks he went long on are neggy. Amaaaazing....actually, it's GOOG to see that nuphin has changed :-) 3J

da GLD futures beepin an rallyin hea into the close
still not quite high enough

I woan be around fo mosta tamarrah cuz we gotsta finish off some sheeeyit on da job we wuz werkin befo we git to the grunt werk...which I tawked my buddy into doin on Satraday :-) Soooo, I'll see ya whenst I see ya. Have a GOOGn *-) 3J

AAPL rocks, SuperZero drops out of sight.

Mr Bs, you "had butter" take your gain in AH trading cuz the pig woan be trading that high in reggy hours tamarrah. Go ahed ann do as I say...only I have the power to git you even on the trade Steve lost you $$$ in. I can't baleave you bot crAAPL at 425.00....ann then crapped out at the low jist befo the tern. Thaaas whyst they call it "crAAPL" ya know *-) 3J

Ju know mr Bs had puts ;-) every idiot i was watchin was short it because of GOOG , twas a very nice picasso ifn ya ask me ;-) I doan play earnuns myself due to da IV in dem opchions , tomorrow is gona be awesome ;-)

Da GOOG news is that crAAPL woan be coming back :-) It'd be "nice" ifn the fellah at GS handling the compooterized SPX account cud jist take keer ov 1347+....I'm still doubtin that thur tho. Add SRS n DRV to the list ov shorty's showing confirmts now. I didn add to DRV this time. Ainn gonna be around much ta do it tamarrah nunn neither....but thaaas >>> "OK" ....as you "know" ...the festivities will be a "2 day" event. *-) 3J

crAAPL left a mark at 468.95 , that was prob Mr Bs buy point
duno ifn ya remember me askin ya about GS up yonder at 170 ish , " thats all the tops confirmed what now" , i was stinkin a simular thing fer the SPX

Bulletin: Rjm77me takes over higher spot over JJJ in the P&P game.

Bulletin: Rjm77me takes over higher spot over JJJ in the P&P game.

yo was right on GLD ,DUST nearly got er dun in one day

The highest NCT fo the Evil Empire ov GS is up yonder at like one sixty fo sumphin ifn I recall. Yazzum, DUST will be a butter play than DZZ...DUST needs twenny niner point two six six fo...29.26 basically :-) I'm still "hopin" the compooters kin skeer da chorts enuff to take keer ov that last remaining SPX numba. I woan be around tamarrah agin....but I'ze gonna sit on a TVIX "add to" limit at 15.95...based on the last trendy >>>>29.01-26.58. ZSL got errr dunn taday...but who'da thunk that'd happun goin into taday?...intrustin :o Is DizziMo showing any gains in any ov his new buyz yet? These RAGING BULLMARKETS are tuff! :-) 3J

The a-kicking continues ......falls 3 notches in PP as JJJ gets weaker and weaker by the day...

Yeah butt! ...I'm "almost" at 15 pages ov open chorties now..."should be" befo the dey is thru actually. I looked at yer 4 funny muny ports. You didn SIRIously sssthink I was gonna long a RAGING BULLMARKET ann end up wit yer results...did ja? :-) 3J

Azzamon "appears to be" dunnski :-) 3J

Hey Joker (JJJ), time to delete your prior posts on BAC and C...Looks like that only survived January but cleaning up as well. Yet another failed posting.

I didn say to chort BAC...whut I sed wuz that it'll be trading belowst $4 dollahs on the next selloff. I doan chort sheeeyit that still has nonconfirmt highs at higher levels. ...remember DNDN, dummdumm? :-) 3J

I'll be taking a $500 dollah steak in EKDKQ ifn the compooters kin tern da OBV neggy on the 10 day *-) 3J

BULLETIN.. JJJ drops yet another notch in the PP. This is on top of the 3 notches dropped earlier. My My!

The fall from grace.... JJJ's position in the PP game.

Troo dat, but I'm still 550+ notchos above yer n DizziMo's "combined" score...ann I doan even eat notchos :-) 3J

hey Dizi ju got GLD ;-)

"Looks like" they got DZZ n DUST did :-) 3J

NEM too ;-)
shame today aint the day

Ehhh, ainn nuphin but a thaaaang. ..palenty ov Fri's ahed. The MoBros just sed they are puttin a top ta the retail seckter BTW....jist got a "special" blog on it :-) 3J

who needs charts lol ;-)

Spekkin ov GLD, GOLD is now o-fish-ally ready. *-) GOOG point about charts...thur only fer fokes who want to improve thur Tai Ming...ifn ya wanna purrfeckt yer Tai Ming jist do opposite whut the MoBros say...charts doan even matter when they spew. Wuz there EVER any Mo "difinitive" proof than DizziMo's DNDN chort? Noooo way that coulda rallied fo 40% without him :-) 3J

40% i thought he had a 7% pain level , he woulda only been goog fer the first 8% as it blew through his stops like shit from a goose

No, whenst "that other game participant" wuz longin DNDN he kept on WOOHHOOin it ifn you recall. Every signle time he WOOHOO'd it the POS wud drop at least 7%...in fackt, he "almost" beat Jim Cramer's SIRIous wreckerd ov 17 straight losing calls in a row but to OtherMo's credit...Cramer had the benefit of saying buy AND sell on SIRIous...OtherMo wuz only WOOHOOin DNDN. Well, after 13 straight losing trades ov at least 7% OtherMo wuz "forced" to eliminate his 7% rule. Thaaas whenst he came up with his replacement rule. Here's whut he sed about that thur >>> "Well, I'm tyyyrd ov gettin my azz kicked 7% at a time with DNDN. Some stocks are jist too GOOG to build a 100% loss in 7% at a time. This time I'm longing DNDN fo the "whole shebangie"...thaaas rignt fokes, no mo 7% stop losses. I woan be happy until I lose the 'Cramerish 50%' in one fell swoop" *-) That wuz whenst DNDN wuz still up near $40 dollahs. He crapped out at $11 dollahs as you "know" ..."out-Cramering" Cramer hisself! LOL 3J

Have a GOOG weekend thur, Bullski...casheeeew >>> Latta oooooon. *-) 3J

The JESTER jokes about the good ole days of dndn...The JESTER easily forgets AAPL years back...when he was describing it as a GROSS PIG back when it was 50.00 a share and I was telling all who will listen to buy buy buy. Here's the deal for the JESTER (JJJ)....forgot the long past ole days and deal in the here and now!
Remember this, a kiss is still a kiss and JJJ is Joe Just Joker el al Jester.

Ju too , lost internet today , musta been someone drivin a cement truck recklessly ;-)

Read 'More Noise from JJJ, the iconic joker master' up on the blog pages of this site.

Me limit buy on EKDKQ certainly ainn gonna git tagged and me doubts ifn me ERY or TVIX positions git very fer. The only thang I "might be" doing is selling me low DRV most recent buy...but it still needs to rally a tad fo me ta do that thur. The windup? Nuphin ta do taday so I didn Miss Nuphin :-) 3J

Yet anudder "Q" stock that WOWZA!!!'d >>> CDCAQ...the .07 low is an NCB...this dawg "used ta be" this ticker right cheeeya >>> CHINA. Here bees yet anudder intrusting "Q" stock...thisn right cheeeya >>> HEVVQ...the ole HEaVy. Looka the 1 year ann 2 mumph on thatn...along wit the 10 day. The numbas >>> .125-.09 >>> .06-.05...wit lowest over/under at .04. Find nuphin but playz like this ann you git rich...amongst the "Q" stocks :-) 3J

I stink ya git richer findin CLeaR loosers like thisn ;-)
STCT not LTCT , but gots a nice lookin low It obviously got good earnuns er sumpfin, USO is primed to do a wowza in the next few days, gots beepage on the Oil futures daily charts today , jist hopin they can get it up ova 103 befo thursday ;-) crAAPL lookin mighty like that thur august high,

The "most" intrustin thang abouts the Earl seckter is the fackt that the compooters saw it in em to set a new high mark on UGA, the mascot fo the Georgia Bulldawgs, yet USO ann da "mosta" Earl didn top out yet. I wuz jist on da horn wit Mr Lucky sssplainin to him that it makes "optimum" cents to add to ERY befo he adds to TVIX. I SIRIously doubt 16.82 (the lowest over/under on TVIX) will hold. Thaaas my personal strategery anyhoo. crAAPL only needs the high on da chart as fer as I'ze concernt...I doan pay much attention to da futures but I'ze glad you does so I kin find out what the "pre-idiot" idiot ramp wuz in AH or PM trading fo most idiot stocks...like crAAPL :-) 3J

Holy ssshneikies on that thur CLR thingy! ...does I even follow thatn?!! :o I will now! :-) 3J

Man o'Manishevits! ...I wonder ifn NE1 but joo n me "knows" whut Greece wuz in fo ifn ya wuz ta look at NBG this moanin. Looka THAT setup on the 10 day. :o I only "wish" I had da gutz ta gamble :-) 3J

I'm certainly intrusted in finding out ifn waiting fo the OBV on the HEVVQ n EKDKQ to tern neggy is any kind ov signal we kin add to the toolbox. So fer it "appears to be" werkin :-) 3J

ah whas up , interustin moanin , i see the euro is eatin sheet ,
Oil dropped purdy quick an fast , "looks" like iran is gona get whacked in that case Gulp !

pre idiot ramp in crAAPLola wus 468.95 fyi

crAAPL "fadin fast"...but not furious :-) I'll give you credit fo the "pre idiot" numbas gettin tagged whenst I write my book..."IF" 468.95 goes bye bye. I sssthink I'll jot that numba down right cheeeya right now in fackt :-) 3J

Well, at least THIS makes cents >>> dUNG gettin flushed :-) 3J

watchin thatn closely , i couldn give up on goog ole dUNG , but i did stink it was gona do a woohoo ofa that daily low, but so did every udder idiot ;-) pickin bottoms can leave ya with smelly fingas unless ya know what yer doin ;-)

Ju writin a book , are ya gona name it "fadin the mo" tradin stratergy ;-)

ut uh, I already wrote a jingle fer the MoBro's. I "might" write a chapter about him titled >>> How wrong can you actually be ifn ya gots "zero" clue bout what yer doin? :-) 3J

Intrusting...HEVVQ already fired da foist salvo ..or is it...salbo. "Suddenly" my new OBV theory ainn werkin so GOOG :-) 3J

S new 52 week low , well matched low ;-)

S is "obviously" gonna be on one o'me watchlists...the problum is that I haven't even finished me weekend charting yet. :-) No hurry, I got haff dunn ann thur wuz a total ov abouts 15 "potentials" is all. Been ahwilst since thur were so few GOOG buyz ann I'm wreckin thaaas whyst DizziMo, BlindMo, OtherMo...ann the restov the Mo's have been spewin Mo feverishly. The best time fer bidness in the drain cleaning werld is whenst thaaangs is about to git flushed but yer drain is clogged....like wit BeerMo :-) 3J

just sayin , Oil settin up a low hea fo one more push up
ju stayin in ERY ?

I'm planning on either adding to pasitions or selling 20%+ chachingo...whichever comes foist. I'm not so sho ERY doan hold the low even tho DUGgie "obviously" duzn't. Ainn nuphin butt a thang ta me. I "know" ERY has a future date mit +28 dollahs :o 3J

COH mo didnt mention it yet did e ;-)

Sheeeyit, One o'the MoBros (I fergit which one it twas) jist recently WOOHOO'd the ENTIRE retail seckter. I'm purty sho it twas DizziMo that dunn did it. It's the Mo wit the biggest loss on his open SHLD chort :-) Thaaas the intrustin part. Methinks DizziMo actually upgraded the retail pigs jist so that SHLD wud tumble. Ov course he doan unnerstand that would mean everythang gits dumped on cept SHLD LOL BTW, did joo see how fer ZAGG moved jist cuz "you know who" chorted it? He already got skeerd outta thatn :-) The windup? The dey DizziMo spewed it twas time to long retail told me it twas time to chort...so I added COH n one udder one heeeya at Zaxby's *-) 3J

ah COH i bees watchin fer a while just baggin an taggin the highs , its ready ;-)

Azzamon gettin taken down by errrnuns? ...who'da thunk it? :-) I've bin doin my job wit Azzamon....you certainly can't sey I hasn't...still waitin fer you ann crAAPL :-) 3J

Banking stocks - which I spew'd on the most this month - started hot this month and ended hot. ...and again , there is our market darling ...'that other participant stock' which continues to climb. How about a bite?

ya certainly did look afta Azzamon , very fine werk ;-) I is doin me best with crAAPL , but with the spew above this , I certainly gots me werk cut out fer me ;-)

I "guess" you kin jist take the eeeasy way out ann plain ole chort the banking stocks bein that BlindMo is still WOOHOOin em. Go with the eeeasy muny whenst possibull :-0 3J

were lookin goog crAAPL 460 pre market , what the hell is mo loosin his touch ? ;-)

I'll be adding to me DRV taday. Wuz gonna jist buy heeeya at 31.15 but this moanin's low is definutly gonna needs ta go. I gots an errrly moanin bidness meeting so I figgerd I'd let err settle in foist. Otay, it's settled in :-) Now at 31.22...off da 31.06 low, which certainly is gonna leave a mark. I'll jist set a very eeeasy limit buy that needs ta git tagged ann see how I done did whenst I git back. I'll be baaachk! *-) 3J

Sheeeyit, DRV now at 31.51 already, I "coulda" had "brekfust at McDoog's" on Mr Market. I "guess" I'll settle fo a Mukin Donut n sted...mit an estree large ov course. :-) 3J

sorry thur boss , i is not match for a mo woohoo ;-) crAAPL gona have to wait

azo ( > heehee

I'm baaaaaa-aaack! :o I'll open a new bored. *-) 3J

oh gawd no....pleeze go baaacckk to where's u came...