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otay why ju pick 7.43

Twas the lowest -Dmi set on the way down befo the trendy wuz set at 7.20. BTW, you still havin compooter problums? This heeeya laptop fer sale "might not" be a bad deal...ifn ya kin remove the Shower Trading software ov course *-) 3J

No computer problems , just broker updated their software an fugged me settings, A water proof laptop , thats kinda cool

"Probly" gonna git flip-flops on GLL, DZZ, n ZSL tamarrah cuz ov that chart pattern wherst ADX is out in front *-) 3J

... might be ur long awaited black friday.. ... ... .didn't u see that black swan flying about...

Mo, it is not a black swan in the clouds, it is Ben in his helicopter getting set for friday.

Uncle Ben, I am ready for inflation and driving US dollar to the ground. So do your thing that you really want to do. Don't worry about SuperZero, he won't shoot you, he is just full of talk.

thanks... any Gaddafi sightings?

Well, that didn take long...CME raised margerine requirements on gold traders in AH news....as "purrdickted" *-) We already had the "2 day event" I wuz callin fo thur, DizziMo...cept it twas a Th anna Mon...not a Fri anna Mon. Thur'll be anudder down da pike a tad. In the meantime you "should be" trying ta figger out what will happen to the U.S. dollah ifn Uncle Ben announces QE3...OR, what happens to gold becuz ov the "sovereign debt" ...luv thatn LOL, "clueless" goldbug tawk...or what happens ifn the housing market doan pick up by Fri. :o Ya "know" why? Cuz nunna that sheeeyit even matters! ....thaaas why. The thang that "most" matters ta me right cheeya right now is da fackt that at least 1 "Rimmie character" longed FASoo at da close yestermaday...anna that "obviously" means I gotsta make a decision bout closing out me FAZoo chort ova heeeya. Jist ssstick wit da sheeeyit dat "matters"anna it will all werk out jist fine! *-) 3J

CNBC says its the debate over debt ceiling that shifted gold to a bear market, I knew it was sumpfin to do with that, Just lucky 3j is all ya were, Like that NOK thing , hmmm ana few udders , Jees how do ya do that ;-)

Actually, Bullski, twas the Chinese that caused the "4th ov Julie rocket blisstoff in gold" ....I herd it ova yonder at 321Gold.bomb from a fellah named Gary Dorsch. He's the editer ov Global Money Trends magazine...so "obviously" he "knows" whut he's tawkin bout uh huh *-) He's whut else he's sayin >>> "Xia Bin (no relation to Osama Bin), an adviser to the People's bank ov China, says Bejing "should be" speeding up diversification away from the rapidly devaluing U.S. dollah ann into rapidly submersifying gold assets...fer azzholes" ...He even mentioned you Yer a Peeyins >>>"the Yer a Peeyins have also joined the club, by agreeing to monetize the debts ov five Yer-O zone countries" ...that "obviously" means gold goes ALOT higher...just as the freeze on short selling the Yer a Peeyin banks stocks means they CAN'T possibly go any lower uh huh :o Ole Gary Dorsch even pointed out that muny "appears to be flowing into udder commodititties like Earl since QE2 wuz announced" ....but "luckily" fer us Jim Cramer is gonna take keer o'that thur. *-) Ya skeeerd?!! Ya "should be" :o 3J

the indian buying season hasnt started in gold either, I heard that from a gold bug in stinkerswim chat ;-)
Skeered me ?, of what , anudder downgrade to Ireland, Nah , we is already lower than a snakes belly ;-)
what ya stink fer friday , ****Mo is callin fer black friday , so that aint gona happen , but i sho would like a retest oh the lows
cause i sheet myself every time i take a long ;-)

I doan ssthink thur is any chance ov the majer indimacies selling off until da goldbugs crapitulate. GeeGee decided to stay over anudder day cuz she's havin so much fun....anna Mr Bs "appears to be" happy to be "dramatically unnerperforming" the SPX. Soooo, until either Dumm$$ er Mr Bs crap out...I doan know what to tell ya. Rimmie is long the ole FASoo now...so I guess the finanshills cud dump :-) 3J

Bufoon just stuck 5 bil into BAC , gulp

At least he's got a shot thur...short term anyhoo. I'm sho he bot like 2 weeks ago ifn the news is jist being reported now tho. That means I need to git him even on his trade ifn I'm gonna kick his sorry azz agin. BRK.B needs $75 sumphin I sssthink it is. It also "proves' once agin that I is MUCH slicker than "the" Buffoon based on whenst he bot anna whenst I sed buy :-) BTW, heeeya be the best chort out thur now >>> HANS. Looka the 10 year so you will "know" wherst it's headed. Ov course thur's "probly" no hurry until this rally runs its course *-) Back to Black Fri..."if" Uncle Ben sez nuphin bout QE3 it "might" be "the" catlist we need to see gold git crapped all ova. That'd be SAWEEEET!!! :-) Ifn it's gonna be the case we will Mighty Mo than likely see gold git hit purty herd taday since "somebody" ALWAYS "knows" ahed ov time...basides us that is :-) 3J

Hilarious, Goldbugs across the stock spewin unimaverse are still only "whistlin past the graveyard" LOL Here bees the genrul gist >>> "Still, long term gold is the place to be" LOL 3J

For GLD i gots 144 ana 127 ifn things get outa hand ;-)

BAC up 1.61 LOL ...ann fokes "wonder why" the Buffoon is such a GRRREAT inbester. Jist mention the clowns name anna fokes trip all ova themselves LOL....a GRRREAT day in store fer "you know who" it tappears. NGD alone gonna pay the rent fo the restov the year :-) I'm only "hoping" fer GLD 155 or so. Ya gotsta ass-oom "the red line" rises to at least 45 on the 1 er 2 year chart. Thaas whut ZSL did. DZZ is currently ave abouts 4 times the % drop in GLD. Nice! *-) 3J

BTW, that udder chart pattern I noticed awhilst back stayed troo to form once agin on da VIXen. Whenever the +Dmi or the -Dmi line finishes the day at 40+, thur's follow thru in the same direction the next day. Mo sheeyit fer yer toolbox *-) 3J

Rising ADX on XIV ...AND a gapola fill. You wanna say it? :-) 3J

really , i wasn expecting much from this move

SPX already left a mark. *-) Ssscheck out the ANX chart now. Thur's 'the setup" ...beep n sell, initial rally (thisn left a mark), buy the seckond pullback (over/under at .81) as they "Van Gogh" the LT chart :-) 3J

Looky AAPL ;-)

ZN now "rapidly" approaching the low end ov yer zone...gulp! :o AAPL n BIDU will be back on me open list eithr tamarrah er Mon *-) 3J

Headin out catch yall later

oh BTFD ;-)

Cashew...latta ooooon *-) 3J

Jees i didnt miss much

I held thangs in wherst they wuz till ya got back. Maaayun, how much beer did joo drink last night? That "had ta be" the loooongest pee in histery! You Yer a Peeyins sho take yer time whenst Yer a Peeyin! :-) 3J

I'm wreckin thangs will bounce back n ferth betwixt now ann "traditional" sell hour. I fooly "expect" da sexy VIXen to at least "attempt" to take out that thur 39.04 high befo the SPX rally moves onwerd n upwerd. I'd like to see DZZ trade back down into the 4.80's basides. The ZeN master is now setup nicely. We "might" even git SVU taday ifn we'ze "lucky" >>> SVU 10.30-10.18 >>> 7.12-6.10...6.60 needs ta go. Since Cramer is doin such a sheeeyitty job with Earl it "obviously" means the airlines will continue to dump...cuz as everybody now "knows" ...the airlines need higher fuel costs in order fer thur stock prices ta rally. AMR wuz on me watchlist last week but not this week. Thisn is tho >>> LCC 7.10-6.97 >>> 4.87-4.18 *-) I "gotta go" now but I'll stop buy to announce new buyz ...if any *-) 3J

Ole Oil doan now what it wants ta do , well it does , its runnin ova everyone ;-)
thats the cramer traders in there

two in hiding... Gaddafi and TB, ..who will be found first?

SVU comin in

oops didn see ya spewed about SVU already
ZN at risk ova new trendy

Confirmt bottom on da ZeN master...wait 10 minips anna you'll see...methinks. :o The over/under is 2.65 ..."obviously" :-) 3J

regarding "two in hiding... Gaddafi and TB, ..who will be found first?
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I think we should acknowledge TB (timing bad) for the worst market caller on this site for his persistent blogs recommending all to go 'LONG' in this market environment and indicating that it is stupid to have insurance protection. Is he 'still laughing'?

Well, Ifn ya axe me "that othr game participant" was faaar werser than TB...altho TB certainly does suck...taint no question bout that thur oh no. *-) I like the fackt that you as BeerMo continue to compete fer "werst call" status. You ARE goin a tad skitzoid bout the "coming 1000 point collapse" ya know :-) 3J

****mo you are kiddin right ? Jees LOL
GLD at a crucial juncture hea

By "crucial" ...do you mean iss about to git its azz kicked...again? :-) How'd ya like my Picasso on da ZeN master? I wuz "expecting" you to call it but thaaas "OK" ...Bullski STILL isn't back wit the beer yet so taint no need fer you to leave da temple. I sssthink he's messin wit da sexy VIXen...thaaas what I sssthink :-) 3J

Lookin at the GLD daily, the "red line" is only at "slightly" above 30...isss gonna hit 45 *-) Based on the fall so fer I would "guesstimate" that the 150..ish area is gonna be >>> the numba *-) To "extrapolate" that out into DZZ...as I sed errrlier, DZZ has bin netting 4 times the % drop in GLD....soooo, DZZ trades to at least 6.50. Butt! you "know" how I always give em mo than they 'expected" :-) Will DZZ trade to lowest majer? >>> 8.06. I quit fer the restov the year ifn it do...gona join Rimmie in da Bahamas :-) 3J

the VIXen is messin now, get that biotch under control wouldya ;-)
I meant da flip floppin it was about to do
GLD that is

Since I "correcktly" purrdickted the margerine increase in gold "befo" it actualy happend. I'll even tell ya what Uncle Ben is gonna say tamarrah. Gold will be selling off agin befo the day is thru...so will Earl. He will say that he "expects" inflationary pressures to subside and that will result in stronger ecomonomic festivities in the 4th quarter. Soooo, no need fer stimulus in heeeya *-) 3J

Sumbody's bin loadin up on NGD Sept 11's taday. The stock is basically "unknown" by da masses so I "know" it's sumbody from heeya at Zaxby's....wuz it joo? :-) That thur 11.70 low actually left a mark...but once agin it "majically" disappeard. :o 3J

Nope wasn me, musta been one of yer fans ;-)
Did ju sell em to em ;-)

Ut uh, I haven't cashed in on em atall yet. Even the 12's only moved to .70 centavos this moanin. Thaas only a duble off me low buy on those. I'm gonna net $5K+ on a $1500 dollah inbestment. NGD will trade belowst 9.30 befo I'm thru. Lotsa time left. :-) 3J

WTF? The fellahs at GS runnin the compooters are taking waaay too long ova coffee break. I'm gonna give em a call n let em "know" that I kin jist as eeeasily pull da plug on GS's stock price as I "Picasso'd" that low on Tue. I'm goin straight to Lloyd too...he's gonna need an injury lawyer ifn he doan git crackin heeeya soon *-) 3J

Howzabout them Thur BAC weekly's I spekked about 2 daze ago whenst it twas at 6.12 anna scant 12 centavos away from gettin er duuuun? They wuz at like .30 centavos ifn I recall. Todaze high on the $6 dollah Aug callskis? >>> 2.85! :o Rimmie/Proove-it55, Dumm$$$, MoBro's, Mr Bs, ...sumbudy!!!...make a FooKin call! LOL 3J

Nice , but BAC i wouldn touch yet ;-)
VIX is gona put me to sleep before it gets er dune ;-)

BAC? ...not now "obviously" :-) The ZeN master needs ta rally heeya soon to stop that thur ADX line ded in its tracks. I wouldn be buying this retest ov 2.65 personally. Actually, I wouldn be buying it atall since I gots my oooown sheeeyit to deal wit :-) 3J

YRCW truckin away with wallets again ;-)

So is MAGgie! LOL BTW, GeeGee jist got back from Dumm$$$'s place with mo pawty cash. Drinks are on da louse! I'm sending her dooooown to the liquor store fer libations. You want anythang in purrtickler fer tanights round ov debauchery? FooKin Burt hangin wit the VIXens...Burtski! ...hide yer wallet! :o 3J

Well, the ZeN master certainly "looks like" he's gonna git ruint...with a trendy above the lowest low. Soooo, at least it'll rally for a tad befo it comes back I'm wreckin. 3J

IB makin noise about another GLD margin increase

Jist fer the Chinese n Indians I ass-oom? :-) 3J

Yazzum..da ZeN master >>> ruint! >>> :-( Who knooooows how long it'll be bafo ya kin leave the temple now. May as well grab a cold n frosty. :-) 3J

GLD almost a beepin ,
Yep the 10 empties here are gettin warm

BBND down again

I doubt DZZ or gold beep. XIV holding higher lows now even as da VIXen trades at 40.00 dollahs. It'll git started errrly tamarrah I'm wreckin but I certainly "hope" tamarrah is mo excitin than taday wuz ...sheeesh! :-) 3J

GLD going higher, TickerBandit crapitulated his precious metal stocks. Sell your puts, last warning.

This idiot from Kitco (John Nadler) is calling for a 35% correction in gold. I guess I may be buying lot more gold soon.

John Nadler "probly" has an inside track wit Uncle Ben. Uncle Ben deeeespises gold...can't stand it. Gold made him look like a complete moron, a thief! Werser yet >>. A Wall St "insider" :o Everythang wuz goin fine until QE2 wuz announced. Nobody even noticed how grossly overvalued sheeyit wuz...well, "almost" nobudy. *-) Afta QE2 commodititties all rocketed sky werd...no jobs, banks "couldn't" lend muny cept to fokes who didn need it. The result? An even mo "obvious" transfer ov wealth from the have nots to the haves...which ov course is what Uncle Ben wanted all along. Ann like I jist sed...nobudy noticed until the past few mumphs...ssspecially since the debt ceiling farce. The markets tumbled...gold rallied even higher!. Now it is "blatantly" clear that Uncle Ben is a dismal failure. Anna trust me...he hates gold with a passion uh huh. *-) Relax, I'm only gonna make the Lemmings do "the Lemming dance" ...once you n Dumm$$$ are "painfully eliminated" from yer gold trades...I'll see what I kin do. *-) The GDX goldpig ETF ann the HUI goldpig index finished on a veeeery clear signal. Like I sed at yer bored..."if" yer "nice"...I kin even tell ya what happens errrly tamarrah. Butt! ...ya gotta be nice! :-) 3J

Nice! Da goldpigs rallyin afta da beeps on botha GDX n HUI. I'll open a new bored. *-) 3J