JoeJustJoe's Blog : Gettin yer funnymuny azz kicked sho makes one miserable...donut? ???

ifn you didn have all them stocks up short here at PP , this wouldn be happenin ;-)
TLT popped to a new multi year high , are we gona tag Burtskis high

Holy ssshneikies on that thur TLT!! :o U.S. debt "obviously" needs anudder downgrade...no? :-) I'd luv nuphin mo than to close somma my picks out. The problum is that thur ainn no reason to close mosta dumm out :-) I did jist panic outta XTXI with a loss tho....I "probly" paniced errrly...but thur wuz some fellah that 'suggested" fokes panic errly anna that makes sense ta me. Not sho what happend to that guy :-) 3J

I wonder ifn Manny kin "Picasso" the LT chart fer the Psycho VIXen....that outta be fun ta watch :-) 3J

what ya think was today a good day to BTFD ;-)
"looks" like sell hour will be mighty mo interustin
113 SPY puts for a skulpin

Ta me it "looks like" they will hold the chorties (DRV, TZA, etc) in at the current lows until the "traditional" 1 PM sell hour arrives ann then todaze highs on em all will git confirmt. Ov course that is only "wishful" sssthinkin...cuz ifn they continue to run da chorties into sell hour the highs jist git extendo'd. Thaaas GOOG fer fokes who are lookin ta buy XIV, DZZ, FAS, etc as looooow as possibull...but not so GOOG fer dem that didn panic errly :-) 3J

leme see kin i git ya FASo sub 9 dollas

the SPX futures are still inside a trendy , beein a bit mo patient than i wus yestermaday

Yazzum, patients, Dr. Taday wuz GOOG since they played thur hand in a BIG way..."almost" like a gapdown move thru the low end ov "the zone" that leaves a new mark. It makes it tooooo eeeeasy. Arenchu glad ya isn't driving a cement truck? I used to drive a garbage truck...but that was back in the daze whenst the trash bidness was pickin up. :o ...get it? Trash bidness? ...pickin up? LOL Oooooh maaaayun LOL ...I kill meself sumtimes LOL ....uhmmm, yeeeah....be patient ;o 3J

lol
Gulp , on the news ova here just now , "We are not haeding for a double dip"

Thaaas right...no mo ice cream fer you Yer a Peeyins till ya git yer chit tagether! WTF? ...ya wanna make DizziMo put a "7% stop loss" on da divvie er sumphin? :o DizziMo likes the way Zaxby's uses his spewage as an outline fer "the voice ov the sheeple"...I wonder ifn he will be around to anser that question I have bin searching fo the anser to fer years. >>> Is it werth taking an 80%+ loss in yer capital inbestment jist so you kin get a 2.5% divvie? :-) 3J

sounds like sound inbestment advise to me ;-)
we just dropped outs da trendy, keep arms inside the veichle please

out me putskis , i left sumpfin fer someone else

Aha! My eyez wuz deceiving me errrlier on that thur DPTR low. I "thunk" it twas 2.83 cuz that wuz the "quoted" low. In "reality" it traded to 2.80 as da low. That low needs to go anna heeeya it comes. Like you, Bullski, I "promise" to leave some gains fer somebody else...."after" I'm done gettin my azz kicked ann I have a gain :-) 3J

Psycho VIXen is putting in this new low on a higher RSI reading so methinks the rally to setup "the" low is coming during ramp hour. *-) 3J

what time is ramp hour today , it came urly ;-)

Ehhh, the compooters were off by a minip er so. "Usually" they take a coffee break after sell hour ann ramp hour gits delayed til 2:15. GOOG to see that "the big guyz" came in from the Cramped Ins on Lonk Island to take keer ov thangs. This sho ainn no job fer sum kid fresh outta harverd with a master's degree :-) BTW, we tawk about Cramer ann his Mad Monkey all the time. ..."looks like" the monkeys are about to run lose at TheZOO! :o 3J

tzoo nice , i was trackin thatn , thurs got to be a whipswaw fer tomorrow being Opex an all

Howzabout Molly? ...pffft, such a slut! LOL 3J

Molly lurves news, i will wait fer some news ana play her runnun up like a scalded cat

I'm wreckin that thur nonconfirmt low at foty fo sumphin "outta" do er. Like a freakin outlaw headin fer a roadblock :-) 3J

UGA, USO, n OIL all gonna run afta taday. That outta give us GAZ :-) 3J

Yet anudder chort term CB comin on DZZ n ZSL *-) 3J

I'm adding 300 mo DZZ on the chort term confirmt BTW :-) 3J

I gots alerts on GLD , ana it all looks like its gona be a picaso, GLD Top ES bottom

Still couldn take keer ov the LT sitcheeyayshun mit GLD but thaaas >>> "OK" ...like Burtski sez >>> I'm only init fer da muny :-) 3J

DZZ filt a fool .01 centavo belowst the 4.33 low..."shoulda" waited fer 4.30 I'm wreckin :-) 3J

This heeeya ANX play looks >>> "interesting" :o Uh huh...I'm a freakin madman! :-) 3J

everything looks lubberly ,, but for the vix

Yeah butt...a nice Picasso low on da SPX thur at 1132.58. *-) 3J

I'll tell ya what..that thur NGD thingy "had better" git a buyout orafer tanight cuz even with this complete rampjob ov the morons it STILL didn fugg up the chort or LT chart. Thatn's got me giddy beyond esssplanation. :-) 3J

Ifn a trendy comes in at a higher low than the 7.57 low we kin apply the "30% rule" to it I'm wreckin. That would mean a move up to next majer at 10.50-12.00. Not too chabby. Same setup az YRCW wuz in actually. I luv that chart pattern :-) 3J

XIV definutly gonna form a trendy now. I'm pickin up 100 at limit 7.55 cuz da VIXen putskis are too damn expensive! LOL 3J

I got me some 114 SPY calls expiring tomorrow , Looks like we could flip flop tomorrow,

I wish I thunk o'that, Bullski...you'll "probly" duble yer muny in the next 4 minips! :o 3J

I nearly did , 1.10 in out half at 1.80 holding the rest till tomorrow
VIX in a trendy , Jees i can wait till tomarra ,
catch ya in the moanin ;-)

Yazzum. *-) 3J

Pffft, looka the XIV chart at da close...no freakin trendy on that thur move? A FooKin van Gogh! :o 3J

A few updates on my "bring out yer dead fund" ....one o'my shipping playz, TOPS got ruint by a new trendy...so did anudder one o'me bios >>> ANDS...luv bios. My gal MEG is showing a confirmt bottom on both chort n LT charts anna so is DaPaininTheRear (DPTR). Anna looka that thur udder bio I'm tryin ta rexscue >>> ANX...is that a "subtle" LTCB taday at .95 centavos? Ifn it is...we "know" the over/under numba. *-) 3J

What happened to Wiz, looks like he folded his tent. Do you say something to him. TickerBandit reducing his exposure but hasn't craptulated yet.

My "theory" about da Wiz is that he "finally" did the "correckt" thang n lissend to me. Jist like I told joo to take yer CLUB n smash yer suicide machine...I told da Wiz to do the same dang thang wit his taday. I "hope" he lissend to me...I really do. Sssthinkin you kin use historical n hysterical data to try n beat the markets is a pile o'crapola. Now would be a GOOG time to git it off yer chest. Doanchu feel MUCH better since you smashed yer suicide machine? Doan hide yer feelings...let da Wiz "know"...I sho he's desperate at this juncture. :-) BTW, I'm trying to make this site mo intrusting fer everybody. It's pretty "obvious" thur ainn nobudy heeeya who kin tussle witme. Do you hapen to "know" ov NE1 you kin invite in heeeya to go "mano e mano" witme? I'm gettin desperate. :o 3J

GOOG news outta LDK in AH...that "outta" help soler. YIKERS! I luv soler! :o Let's see which clowns n jokers have thatn on thur open list right now. Lemme "guess" >>> Wallstreeter fer one LOL 3J

3j thats not 100% true about histerical data, just depends on the data yer lookin at. but then again i lurned from da best ;-) stinking o buyin a few cement trucks soon they are goin cheap ova hea. cement trucks are goog fer carryin yer dollas an the locals ove hea are gettin restless an wantin dolas . Gold is doin a wowza here AH, but the goog thing is all the gidiots in a chat room i follow are lookin an stinkin wow look at da volume , i must get inta dat

Otay, lemme "rephrase" the hysterical thingy >>> If the stock in question has not yet taken out the March 2003 low...it will! ...how's that? :-) You sayin I need mo gold er sumphin? :o 3J

not in us dollas no i dont stink so , but if yer a yer a peein , i say get gold or dollas or even buy a house ;-) it will be werth mo than the yero will soon, damn the euro was was close but no cigar yet

Fugg da gold n houses...fer Yer a Peeyins I kin see it...cept buyin gold. YIKERS! :o I'd ssstick wit them thur U.S. dollahs *-) In abouts 24 mumphs er less da yer-o will be werthless ifn ya consider da fackt that the LT EUO chart sez EUO trades thru $26 dollahs in da future. UUP goes to at least $27 dollahs. The BAC chart jist in the past 10 daze gar-own-tees that it will be trading belowst $3 dollahs ann fitty centavos at "sometime in da future"....ann that ainn even the lowest trendy! :o Jist at this purrtickler juncture, wit the majer indimacies "not that much" off the 52 week highs, Mr Market is already telling us >>> "Jist be conservative and save yer dollahs cuz in a deflationary environment the dollah will be werth much mo than most ANY udder inbestement you kin find. That way...in 2 years whenst BAC is "forced" to liquidate assets to increase cash reserves you will be able to use your cash to buy a home at "much lower" than current levels....AND, the dollahs you is buying the home with will already have yer home's "future appreciation" built into it" :o WOW!! Thaaas what Mr Market is saying right cheeya right now....yet "that other game participant" goes anna longs AAPL at the close...a future sub $20 dollah stock. Do you see why I gotsta do what I do heeeya? :-) 3J

Oh no he longed AAPL yesterday , shees them 114s are going werthless :-)

Ifn thangs is gonna tern taday they will tern right on da open so I wouldn give up on them thur 114's yet *-) 3J

I hear ya , but i got the ****Mo werkin again me , thats a no hoper ;-)

GOOG point...on da "flip side", Mr Bs crapitulated ann even TB started to crapitulate :-) 3J

BBND looking goog

AMZN nearly got r done ;-)

Ya kin "almost" smell da tern comin...no? :-) DTO already neggy, DRV abouts ta tern, etc etc. BBND 2.10 >>> 1.47-1.26. I'm wreckin this moanin's sellloff will result in a trendy fer Psycho VIXen tho. Soooo, I might hasta make her wiggle her booty. :o 3J

Bought myself some GLD puts 169 to protect my position. One idiot is calling for a 30% correction in gold.

I luuuuvs the way this heeeya ANX thingy looks but I'm gonna wait until afta da beep on er. Doan wanna git ANXious....gulp! :o 3J

Wheres the ignore button , get the fuuk with a long gold position

WTF, why would joo buy gold puts 1 day after adding to yer gold position? ??? Gold will fall $200 in a single day....anna that will be the alarm that tells the morons to jump. Gold n silber will fall faster than the twin towers :o 3J

Nice! Looka HUI....gonna be like a rollie coaster ride :-) 3J

Bootimuss! I wuz waitin fer the dumass goldbugs to take keer ov my EGO. Now I kin take keer ov them. I would "suggest" that NE1 who has small children make sho they are outside playing taday ifn they aren't already back at schoooool. Yung children should not be allowed to watch what I do to Dumm$$$, Mr Bs, ann the restov the goldbug morons *-) Even the monkeys at TheZOO are gettin ..."anxious" ..."sumphin BIG" is gonna happen taday. I kin smell it. Actually, that smells like Wise potato cheeps. I musta jist farted :o 3J

WOW! The trendy on XIV is actually gettin extendo'd higher! Nice! :-) I will sell on da flip-flop n reload. I figger $9+ dollahs. Today is "obviously" gonna be veeery volimatile. Ya gots yer duble yet, Bullski? Hang in thur *-) 3J

CB on BaCON now...I figgerd it'd hit .90. The over/under is .93 centavos. *-) 3J

Uh huh, uh huh, todaze HUI goldpig high confirmt the last remaining NCT which wuuuuz >>> 587.3819. GeeGee doesn luv you Dumm$$$...anna whenst she finallly finds out that ya gots no muny cuz ya gave it all ta Dr meth...well, doan come cryin ta me. Ann doan send Rimmie to scold me fer the total enjoyment I will get from seeing you git yer hart broke either. *-) 3J

no GaaaGaaaa GuuuGuuuu GeeeeGeeee today ha ?
give me the 60 now so i don't have to wait , it'll get there anyway

Yer gonna be cryyyyyy'n befo the dey is thru booooooi. *-) Time fer a new bored....not enuff room ta heckle ya ova heeya :-) 3J

I see yer tusslin with the gold bugs , this will be fun

Scottrade just sent me an alert... looks like GreNTA just took off with a bunch a wallets agin... took out the low at .0124. Gotta see ifn that left a mark. Yup prooly...

ah I lurve Bios ;-)