JoeJustJoe's Blog : 3 tips to help improve one's "SIMage" *-)

As we all know by now ...there are certain playas at this site who will use whatever means necessary to help improve thur game scores since they are so completely out of tune with the markets that nuphin they do seems to werk. Here are the 3 best ways to improve yer SIMage *-)

1) Since Mr Sim allows us to put up picks until 4:30 EST and many times after hours news is released well before that...one can simply paruse the airwaves for news such as errrrnuns reports, takeover announcements, etc. and use that news to cheat the Sim.

2) Since the Sim is also on a delay at the open...one can use that delay to "panic out" of badly timed plays. Remember, sheeple ...every little bit helps! *-)

3) This is my fav-o-right actually. There are websites that "preannounce" upcoming stock splits and reverse stock splits and as we know, Mr Sim is always late at making the adjustos. For example, EDZ, will be doing a 1/10 reverse split on March 3. In order to benefit and improve your SIMage dramatically you can simply open a long postion in EDZ before March 3...and then close the pick out whenst the split takes place and BEFORE Mr Sim has recognized it. Ifn you close the pick out before Mr Sim is notified o'the necessary adjusto the adjusto will not be made in closed postions....only in open ones. *-)

I certainly "hope" this helps you playas who have proven to yerself without any reasonable doubt that your market savvy leads much to be desired. Remember, you can still be on top!....even if you have noooo idea what to heyell you bees doin! :-) 3J