JoeJustJoe's Blog : DPTR, UUP ...pennies from heaven *-)

Gonna pick up some UUP Dec 23 calls at .10 centavos fo sho...and "hopefully" .05 too. :-) 3J

It appears to be playing out just as you said...
They just gave a PR saying they have 700+ million assets..and it has gone nutso....
I cant see you getting the .82 soon unless they issue a share issuance ;-)

Yepper....now all we gotsta do is "buy the pullback" :-) Also, RMIX "looks like" it "might be" coming in for a landing into my "zone of influence" It put in a "new n improved" at .95 to .90 so my "zone" was lowerd to .63 to .54...but I'm "hoping" I'll hasta lower it. :-) 3J

RZ has a new one too on the chart ;-) .68 - .71

Yazzum....RZ didn't even make it to me watchlist this week tho. I "might" hasta pull up "the numbas" on TSFG tho :-) "Looks like" it's gonna be a purty GOOG week as we git to buy the long term chort playz and also pick up some long term longs at the same time. Who could axe fer more than that thur? *-) 3J

Have you changed your target on DPTR ?
and if not, how the hell did ya know that ?? ;-)

I already gave ya my downside target so you "must" mean upside. :-) Ass-ooming nuphin happens to change thangs I would "expect" DPTR hits first majer ray-ziss-tance at 1.50-1.38gapola. The "majers" are always what I shoots fer. You know how I knew. :-) 3J

Yea I know... what I mean is are you expecting it to pull back to .82 still ?.....

Now THAT's the $500 to $1000 dollah question....one buy...er 2 buyz? LOL I'm not gonna git too purrticular witit. We can always add higher or lower. *-) 3J

LOL .. I bought it this mornin at .91 but bailed at 1.00 ;-)
I was cock sure it was coming back down

Yeah...but you are making $298476354 dollah bets! :o ...so ya didn too too chabby. At least ya kin supersize yer fries. *-) 3J

Somehow I recon my bets are smaller than yours ;-)

Intrusting...the VIX traded to 22.15 and left a "higher" mark. I wonder ifn they bees gonna sell thangs off now to gimme a chance to make a quick duble da muny in me UUP calls. That'd be nice...a quick duble and then the ole shampoo trade as Mack would say. :-) 3J

Shit ole MR dow jones is on steroids... "buy the pullback" LOL

Thaaas right...one would "expect" some sort of pullback soon. I kin see da VIX trading back up thru $24 dollahs to setup da beep. ...let's see. You know it's ALWAYS fun to see the rally chasers scramble fer cover. Kinda like spraying an ole stump that's infested with carpenter ants with raid LOL 3J

HEB left a trend low too ........
The VIX I thunk left a mark at 21.61 didn it going lower ......

The VIX actually has a date mit 20.10...befo Fri "hopefully"...and I'll even throw in an "I wish" *-) Last week it traded to 21.61...today it traded to 22.15. On top o'that thur the SPX just put in a higher high yet the RSI reading came in at a lower low so that's a neggy divergence on the short term moves.. This is chart reading 201 and you are still in elementary shooool. Granted, I'm gonna make a killer out of ya....but I don't want to put yer mind into a deep freez unless you are "fall down stinky" drunk. :-) I am "hoping" that the 20.10 VIX low goes befo Fri...but I'm still sssthinkin that ainna gonna happen this week. Translation? I'm as confused as you is....but I could never get that drunk! *-) 3J

LOL .....
Looking at the VIX on a 3 month chart it has been making higher highs and lower lows, so I woulda thought there would be nothin wrong with it makin a lower low here.. to perhaps the 18... thats where i was thinkin of buyin VXX .............

Ole DPTR doesnt seem to be comin back yet, I had a look around and I cant find anything to back up this rumour for the 700+ million assets

I ssthink you Miss Read the report on DPTR. What they sed wuz they service 700 million azzholes. The move to 1.07 (so fer) is showing as a confirmt top so ifn it doan pull back reeeeal soon I'm sending in my 2 goons Guido n Tony....with the ugly stix :o 3J

Nice speach by bernanke, Hope you got your dollar calls in......

Oh yeah....gots em filt this moanin. Now I gots a limit sell set. I luv this trade! :-) Eeeeeasy muny. *-) 3J

I like what that moron Dennis Gartman said better actually. Gartman is one of the morons who got everybody in at the top for the crash n burn of Earl, gold, all the commodititties in 2007. Now he is saying the gold trade is one of the most crowded trades he's ever seen...but he's long. LOL Classic Gartman. He IS neggy the U.S. dollah tho and says to buy the Canadian "loonie" and the Aussie dollah...purrfect! :-) 3J

Hey Guys, just checkin in. Hope everyone is enjoying this dollar craziness. Goog Luck 3J though I don't think you need it.

Bull, tried the elbow trick. Nice!

Thurs a GOOG chance we just saw the low/high for the FXP/FXI duo...waiting on the ZSL/SLV tandem right cheeeya. I won't be playing FXP but I wil be adding to me ZSL position once 4.20 goes bye bye and 18.03 gits taken out on SLV. 3J

Burt,
Just dont get caught, Ya wont see a boob for a month ifn ya do ;-)

Maybe I've been out of the loop, but anybody got any idea why this stock has gone wowza over the past week, NLST? Looks like a $1 stock that's trading for $6.50. By the way, if you're like me and like BK stocks, look to invest in CHBQ or whatever the symbol for CHB will be when it comes out in the next day or two. Could very well run up like PGPDQ, GGPDQ, etc.

On a side note, don't cry for KRY today.

Roth, what wuz the new trading symbol on FRP? Thanx fer NLST...let's "hope" it's playable here since it's got a date with sub $1 dollah. :-) Actually...don't cry fer CRY since it left a nonconfirmed high at $8 dollahs. KRY is going back to .06 centavos so you kin cry fer KRY >>> :-( KRY was actually one I owned whenst I was picking up all them thur goldies at levels that are 48576562783% belowst current levels. It twas my werst performer actually. I didn even git a duble out of it. I bot at like .18 centavos. :o 3J

It's actually FRCMQ. Don't ask me why it's FRC and not FRP. Anyways, can get it today for .06 cents, though for now, like VSTNQ better.

Thanx...I wanted to keep trackin thatn. I see it's gonna take out the .043 low so I doan like it yet...not sure I like VSTNQ either but I'm wreckin it's gettin close. Trying to refrain from these "Q" stox with several other plays coming in that I like better since they are all only "potential" Q stocks at this point :-) 3J

Whats up with FAZ ??

FAZ is still up in the air since we know fo sho that at least 18.32 goes bye bye. I'm gonna trade it in conjunction with da VIX since the last time the VIX got taken down so did the ole FAZoo. "If' the bulls are kawazee enuff to take out VIX 201.0 then I'm wreckin FAZoo trades to 15.50-1.70 :o Right now I'm still "hoping" ZSL takes out 5.15 into the close....and as you can see....DPTR is now back belowst $1 dollah....so thurs aaaaalways sumphin. *-) I'll be busy from here until 4:30 puttin up some new picks so ifn ya sssthink I'm ignoring you yer "probly" right :-) 3J

Purty GOOG day overall. They "obviously" weren't gonna take the UUP calls to .05 centavos so I added more at "whatever they wuz gonna gimme" LOL Actually, the real $$$ trading was MUCH easier than funny money trading since I made a Miss Take and put up QID as a sell instead of a long. :-) Let's see what tamarrah brings. My "guess" is that onnce again and "as usual" ...rally chasers git thur azzes handed to em *-) 3J

Yip
RMIX looks to be in trouble now, I just had a look at the 1 yr chart and I would stick a q on it :-)
Thats a long RSI low on the 1 yr

RMIX? Eeeh...it'll buff out. Remember, we're gonna need lotsa cement for whenst (not if) the crooks on Wall St start disappearing suddenly....like Jimmie Hoffa. He really is buried underneath the end zone at Giants stadium ya know. They just dug up the wrong endzone is all *-) 3J

DPTR selling off now ... how low do you think it can go ...... That sounds like a caption froma game show ;-)

I "doubt" the selloff to buy happens until it beeps. "Hopefully" it goes low enuff for me to buy :-) 3J

Bullski...the thang to notice about the chart on DPTR is how the selling is bringing the ADX line down. "Eventually" you will be able to judge fer yerself what "should" happen next. I say "should" cuz for example...the SPX never woulda made it thru 950 ifn Meredith Whitney didn pump the banks in July to receive her payoff from the Evil Empire. News ALWAYS trumps TA....but "eventually" all unpaid fines are levied by Mr Market. *-) 3J

Yea I know, It works unless someone sticks their boot in... thems the risks ;-) ..... I am on a go slow today .. My broadband packed in an I am connected through my phone ..... Reminds me of the old 56k modem ...
Me thinks from past discussions that it "should sell off " and the sell off should be bought .. cause thats what a buy beep does "mostly" ;-)

But this is a sell beep not a buy one,

Lot's o'chit within close proximity of a beep today. I'm only watching a handful o'thangs including da VIX, ZSL, DPTR, RMIX, DUGgie, XOI and of course I'm "hoping" for me duble da muny on my UUP's. It'll "probly" need to move thru 22.50 to git me my duble....and it "might" be a Miss Take to sell out. But I'm still gonna ass-oom UUP gonna follow da VIX doooown. And we "know" da VIX needs to "evntually" trade down....therefore, taking profits "appears to be" the "correct" thing to do. See how beautiful logic can be sumtimes? :-) 3J

A beep is a beep. And as I already sed...it really isn't even a beep atall. It's more like a BEHHHHH...like the buzzer at the end of a basketball game. DPTR might actually BEEP tho...it is just a "little guy" after all. Did you ever get yer speakers werkin BTW? With that slow internut speed yer werking off the beep is gonna be purty irritating I'm wreckin. Just remember...don't panic! It's not yer fire alarm. *-) As long as DPTR sells off after da beep well....who shivagits ifn it's a buy or sell beep...right? :o 3J

I just wana hear the BEHHHHH..... I got my connection back working.. The young one was pullin at cables earlier an I just noticed.... Some electronics tech eh! I couldnt find the unplugged cable DOH ;-)

"Looks like" I'll be getting ZSL today too. Ssscheck out the diffrunce betwixt the GLD chart and the SLV chart. GLD is showing a "confirmt" cuz of a nice subtle move to take out the RSI high....but SLV still needs to trade through 18.13. *-) BTW, "beepage" is almost upon you with DPTR....gulp! :o 3J

BEEEEHHHHHHHH .......... LOL
I just heard it ......
Bigcharts is fuggin with me today.. It keeps saying intraday data not available... I gots press it like 5 times brfo the chart comes up

Hmmmm...not quite thur ifn ya axe me. I broke it down to the 2 day chart. Just count to 10 and it "should be" a beepin tho. :-) 3J

Ahg I was just testin the BEEEEHHHHHHH, 16 now

I'm "purty sure" they will overshoot .86 centavos so i will be going with an initial buy just belowst thur....unless news comes out in the next few minutes to gap it down of course :-) The selloff "should" be slow and orderly....and it can even rally up thru $1 dollah before it sells off and I wouldn consider that a rally after da beep. Ifn it traded thru 1.05 then I would avoid this buy altogether. *-) 3J

Thurs da beep....want one of these kewel yellow hard hats? :o 3J

It think it is safe to say it just beeped... Can I ask why would you leave it if it went through 1.05 ?

Cuz then it twood be a rally after da beep in my books. We saw what happened to TB's CTB I sssthink it twas. It rallied after da beep and errrned a "Q" within 10 trading daze. 3J

You recon ya need a yellow hat ? I know a guy who wanted to know if a nail gun would fire through a steel toe cap.. It did and straight through his toe LMAO... He didnt even take his foot out of the shoe to try it ;-)
Moral of the story I think that safety stuff makes ya complacent ;-)

Nice! ...sounds like the kind o'guy I want werkin for me whenst I rebuild America! :-) Spekkin o'the homeland...did ya notice thisn right cheeeya today? >>> IRE New n improved n lower. Now I'ze wonderin ifn 8.25 is gonna hold or ifn IRE is just gonna be one that is left behind by Mr Market. It'll hit 8.25 I'm wreckin so we'll see what happens thur. 3J

For those who are interested, the company formerly known as CHB, is now trading as CJHBQ. I just bought 30,000 shares at .034 cents. I think this stock will be like PGPDQ, GGPDQ, CEMJQ and will go higher over time.

AIB put one in on its last trip down and 3.60 is on the cards... and .95 cent euro over this side o the pond.... I decided to put the yellow hat on.. better safe than sorry ;-)

Well...here's one you will need a yellow hat fer. Ssssscheck out the chart on QTM now. It's a .06 centavos stock now trading at 2.68 and showing a confirmed top "finally" YIKERS! :o 3J

VIX gettin ready to beep too so we "should be" seeing final rampage in the markets starting at the "traditional" 2PM ramp hour I'm wreckin. 3J

Those Chap 11 things are too skeery for me, LEARQ is no more poof

Now would you class that as orderly on DPTR

Yepper. :-) 3J

Looks like a fight goin on ;-)

Making slooooow progress all around....cept in somma the most grossly overvalued pigs out thur of course. :-) 3J

Man I think it is cool ;-)
My babe LIZ is gettin hammered ;-)

AHR just entered the area of .31 - .22

AHR...isn't the low end o'that trendlow at .36 centavos? I didn git nuphin accomplised today as fer as a buy in real $$$...but I stilll got alot accomplished ;-) 3J

Yep so that would give a low end o the zone .22 no?

I get .21...but I'll be off by a penny :-) 3J

I have to ask ;-) why does 15 have an effect with the ADX ?
or do I ask too many questions ;-)

Why 15? >>> Cuz it werks. :-) No problemo with the questions thur, Bullski. At my standard rate ov $1 dollah per question you are running up quite the tab. Yestermaday I sed I was gonna send in my boyz Guido n Tony whenst DPTR was rallyin up thru $1.05 as a warning not to git to fer ahed of itself. You saw what happend to DPTR today just cuz I "threatend" to send my 2 goons in. Lemme know whenst you wanna ssscheck yer "question" tab. I wouldn wanna see ya git to fer ahed of yerself :-) 3J

Well aint that the truth, ifn ya gets ahead of youself you are doomed to failure ;-) specially if you have a stuupid name like ADX ;-)

Gulp how is my question tab ? ;-)

As of right now you only owe $millions$ ..but somehow methinks you'll be able to get that no problem, Killer. *-) Tamarrah is setting up to be a very "eventful" day. "Hopefully" as you have been tagging along you are learning how patience is the operative werd in becoming a GOOG trader. Sometimes every penny counts. For instance , I could have forgetted about discipline with ZSL and just jumped on bored yestermaday simply cuz I knew that only 4.20 needed to go bye bye. Instead I waited the estree 15 minutes to see how the chart setup. Now I "know" 4.15 goes bye bye. What if it gaps down on the open? Well, I'll be glad I waited...right? :-) I'm actually "hoping" for sumphin on the open to make the markets gapup and get the VIX down to wherst it needs to go as quickly as possibull at this juncture. I was just ssschecking out a bunch o'different charts and methinks thur is a veeeery GOOG chance that we can set em up for a sooprise that absotootimussly nobudy is expecting. The chorts are "obviously" skeeerd at this point so it wouldn't take much to get thangs to the point wherst they won't hasta come back for a loooong time. Even F is now a scant .03 centavos away from trading belowst $1 dollah now :o You may be axin yerself why I say that whenst it is about to take out todaze high at $9 dollahs...a nonconfirmed high. Well, F won't get to belowst $1 dollah until it takes out $9 dollahs....and then it will be one less ticker to have to be concerned with :-) 3J

As a sidenote: One of the tools you "should" be using to guage sentiment whenst you run charts is OBV. Sssspekkin of Ford....ssscheck out the OBV reading on that rabid pig on the 10 day chart. whenst you see a numba like that thur on ANYTHING you are trading...head for the hills! *-)

Well, NLST came back to earth today. Hope you all shorted it yesterday.

I was lookin at the VIX and I noticed the beep and the result of it, and I was thinkin if that carries on it could end up leaving a new lower mark..... cause RSI is only at 30

One thing I have noticed you know the ADX inside out, do you understand the formula or just experience or both , "price up ADX down ect"

Yeah...that was quite the dumpage. It twasn't playable here and I wouldn't have even considerd it in real $$$ actually until the 6.87 high went bye bye. Actually, there are about a dozen stocks I can sssthink of right off the bat that are far more grossly overpigged then NLST was at 6.87...so I'm sure I wouldn't have chorted it at all. BTW, the stock with the largest "pig ratio" right now is this POS right cheeeya >>>> HGSI ....it still needs to take out the 29.48 high...but once that happens it twill be on its way to .30 centavos. :o Soooo, take 29.48 and divide by .30. That's a "pig ratio" of 98%!!! :o Well, PCLN "probly" has HGSI beat since the 10 year chart says that pig goes to sub $5 dollahs...a confirmed top at 209.96 today too. But ifn ya hang in thur for 1 mo day I'll see ifn I kin git ya a flat $210 dollahs *-) Anyhoo, thanx fer the headsup on NLST...bring me yer pigs....I'll bring ya my dawgs :-) 3J

Bullski...foist...the ADX inside out would be DAX....that's the German stock market I'm purty sure. I don't follow that at all...sorry >>> :-( Second, we already "know" the VIX needs to take out 21.61 ...and we also know it needs to take out 20.10...those are fax. Soooo, who shivagits ifn it opend at say 21.75 and left an RSI reading at 20...it still wouldn't be low enuff...right? :-) And yes...I got the "formula" for the ADX writ down on a piece of paper n locked up in a vault out in Boise, Idaho....that way I know that it's safe from even me! :o 3J

LMFAO ;-)
ok gotcha LOL

Hey Joker..NANO!

Actually...it's NANO! NANO! :-) Here's "hoping" you will end up generating a 5 cent gain on thatn.....and a 2 cent gain on yer second attempt at longin HPQ :-) 3J

LMFAO! The Mighty Mouth "spewage fackter" comes thru with flyin colors again. NANO at 12.07 right now. You had better still be holding Mighty Mouth. LOL 3J

I had a busy day... How are things with DPTR ?

Still waitin for my price. ZSL is seting up GOOGly tho....aren'tcha glad I waited? :-) Ifn it can hang in thur above $4 dollahs for a tad longer to bring that -Di line down a tad so the next selloff can take out 3.97 without -Di hittin 40 I will be more than Dublin my position to git me ave down around nears 4.50. *-) I'm also "hoping" they will gimme more UUP at .05 but methinks that price will only be reserved for the trading desk at GS. Udder than that....we'ze waitin on da VIX. Too much spewage on this bored now so I'll open up my SLV bored fer spewage. 3J

The trooly amaaazing thang about this entire DPTR "watch to rampola" is just how purrfectly "the numbas" came into play. Altho the low at .73 centavos was a nonconfirmed low and went a tad mo than 10% outside of the parameters o'me "zone of influence" (which dictated a "low end" buy at .82 centavos), just looka how the top end o'the rally failed at majer ray-ziss-tance (1.50-1.38), which I listed in the very foist post at this bored. Is this "voodoo n hoodoo" majic? Or do "the numbas" really mean sumphin? ??? I know the anser...but then of course I know the ansers to many of the questions about what happens in the year 2010. Heyell, I even know which stock is right now the most grossly overvalued stock in the entire universe with a "pig fackter" of over 100! :o ...which means it is now trading for 100 times higher than its ultimate price target. And that means news is going to come it sometime in the year 2010 to bring it down 50%+ in a single day. Which stock is it? Well, read all my FooKing posts you lazy bastages...I mentioned it many times and I just bot April putskis at the $15 dollah strike this past week. Noooow, getting back to DPTR. This run is over. As I mentioned...the .73 centavos 52 week low woanna be low enuff. Based on 2 new n improved n lower trendlows that just formed this past week my new n improved n lower "zone of influence" runs from .79 centavos to .68 centavos. DPTR is in the wrooooong seckter for the coming week...natgas stocks are gonna get decimated. Got questions bout what happens next with the U.S. dollah and UUP in purrticular? FUGYA!!! :o 3J

Just wanted to let "the sheeple" trying to game DPTR know that we have already been thur n done did that. You can try and out fox the fox...but unless yer "the chiken" ...I wouldn suggest it :-) Pleez observe the majer ray-ziss-tance area outlined in parenthesis and note how trooly powerful "the numbas" tend to be. I mentioned the 1.55 to 1.60 area on the most recent bored. Where were you at the lows. Where will you be whenst (not if) the low is taken out? :o BTW, the stock with the "pig fackter" of 100+ is thisn right cheeya >>> HGSI...watch thatn...watch thisn >>> DNDN...and watch thisn >>> SLXP ...all 3 currently werthy o'long wreck-o-mendations by "that other game participant" I might add....gulp! :o 3J

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254900/Revenge-chicken-Three-hens-cockerel-named-Dude-peck-fox-death-broken-coop.html
....... Please be aware sometimes the chicken wins ;-)

Nice Bullski! I'm wreckin Izzy done did it. I hear Dude never got over being "reared" whenst he wuz jist a "ckiken tyke." :o 3J