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EyePhone's Blog : The New 401 K Plan

Date March 20, 2009    Comments Comments (3)    Rate this post Recommend This Post (136)   
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If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.

With a Lehman investment, you would have $6.60 left.

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 today.

But if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the deposit REFUND, you would have $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg plan


3 Comment(s):

Author clayton1960     Date April 21, 2009 11:46
I like this plan.....
Author myshares80     Date May 15, 2009 11:06
Good one...
Author MightyMo     Date September 6, 2009 22:56
You are nominated for 'blog of the year' on this site.............
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