Yesterday Bill Gross of PIMCO, the largest bond fund in the world, has asked the treasury to open it's balance sheet. Times must be tough.
And so we pray.....
Oh might gov'mint please help and guide us through these times of troubled investments. Please save us and protect us from our risky financial doings. Because, oh gov'mint, it is you who we look to in times of need. To bail us out and support our overspending. There was a day once where risk mattered. But those days have passed with the help of Cardinal Greenspan. Now we find ourselves in trouble once again with that mighty devil risk. Please give Hank and Ben the strength to obsolve this unforseen foe that has returned, to see our glorious institutions through these unnavigatible waters, and shift this burden to the little taxpayer. For no one should have to deal with risk. Our investments should be ever appreciating. And we look to you, oh gov'mint to maintain that standard. For the time of financial responsibility has passed. Amen
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September 5, 2008
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